I grew up in Allentown, Pa. Yep, it's the place the Billy Joel song is named after. But it is really like anywhere else-lots of Applebee's, TGI Friday's, malls, movie theaters and some random cow-tipping for fun. ... Wait, did I just say that. But seriously, if you are ever there, go to the Farmer's Market and try the wet bottom shoofly pie. It's a Pennsylvania Dutch dessert that blows my mind every time.
Why did you choose to come to the College?
I flipped a coin. Heads was Amherst, tails was South Broward County Community College. ...
What's your major and why?
I haven't declared yet, but I will soon be an econ and European studies double major. Oh, and I dabble in pre-med courses. I don't really like them, but medicine is en vogue, kind of like Urban Outfitters. So I figure what's a little Kreb's Cycle and spectroscopy now for a job I want later.
What are your extracurriculars and what do you do for fun?
I am a student senator. It's a whole lot of fun, and a great chance to meet really cool kids and learn about the school. I full-heartedly recommend it to all the freshmen. For fun, I play intramural soccer, go to concerts and drive around in my environmentally-unfriendly SUV.
Let's cut to the chase: Are you going to run for AAS president?
I haven't really thought about it yet. Right now, I'm just trying to do the best I can in my sophomore senator position, especially by reviving Scrutiny and working on the BC [Budgetary Committee].
I hear you run a camp in the summer for teenagers with disabilities. What is it and how can I get involved?
I started this scholarship summer camp program for kids with Down syndrome two years ago. It takes place in Philadelphia during the last week of June. This year we are doubling the size of the program to 60 kids. I'd love for Amherst kids to volunteer to be a counselor. It's such an awesome experience. Contact me for additional info. No seriously, contact me. We need more counselors and you would be great.
Do you really look at maps while you're in the bathroom?
Yes.
You call yourself a "Euro-slut." Can you explain that term?
I guess the term closest to it in the dictionary would be "Europhile." However, one of my parents' friends uses the term to classify individuals like her and me. I thought it was really funny so I go with it.
When you look at yourself in the mirror, what do you think?
Holy shit, I have red hair.
Do you have any siblings?
Yes, I have a brother named Alex.
What's your relationship with him like?
He makes me a much better person. He is a whole lot smarter, cooler and better-looking than me. No, he doesn't have red hair; he's normal looking.
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Not in Amherst, hopefully.
Any words of wisdom for the freshman class?
There is a kid who comes from my high school in the freshman class. He plays quarterback on the football team. But he was also president of the French Club (like I was). So, to him, I say the following: "L'homme qui sait deux langues en vaut deux."