DAMON TALBOTT '02

"It crossed the road to figure out who's President."

B.R. SHUTE '01E

"To volunteer at the vegetarian

advocacy organization."

EMILY GREENE '01

"It crossed the road so it could get to Bueno."

PARIS WALLACE '04

"To get baked."

ALEX KERR '03

"The turkey crossed the road to avoid getting slaughtered and devoured for our blessed holiday."

DUC BUI '02

"Because it was stapled to the

chicken."

DANIELLE KELSICK '03

"To escape the turkey hunters!"

STACEY KEPLER '04

"It was running away, because everyone really wanted to eat the tofurkey."

SARAH BERGMAN '04

"To get to the stuffing on the other side."