"Respect me."

ALEX KERR '03

"Don't kick me in the groin."

ELIOT HELLMAN '04

"I'd make it say, 'Your place or mine?' That's one of the best lines you can use."

NOEL GISH '02

"If you like Bob, you'll do his laundry."

JAMIE O'BRIEN '02

"Diva, because I know a lot of people that I could give one of those hearts to."

EMILY KEITER '03

"Eat me."

A.J. KORYTOSKI '04

"'Get serious, get naked, or get out'...because that's what they're trying to say anyway."

NICOLE HARRISON '02

"I hate Valentine's Day."

PETER BEARDSLEY '01

"Join the Amherst Sailing Team, because we really need more crews this semester."