"Probably President Bush so we could throw snowballs at him."

KATHERINE MOONEY '04

"Elvis because doing the hair would be a real challenge."

YVY RIVERA '03

"Jeff Bogino'03 because he's a great guy and we love him."

MIKE NICHOLS '02

"Peter Juran '02, because he's the only person on the Amherst campus with a mullet."

MIKE NERONI '04

"The golfer from 'Caddyshack.'"

HEATHER WERNER '03

"Martha Graham because she's one of the founding people of

modern dance."

RAQUEL CARDONA '04

"Prince because he never comes to this part of Massachusetts."

LINDA ZHANG '02

"Santa Claus because he makes me happy."

JENNIE VOSACEK '01

"Myself because it would be ridiculous."