Campus Speak F YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT GERETY FOR ONE DAY, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FIRST ACT?
TIMMY MAK '02
"To make it legal to park at our own dorms."
KATHARINA PLÜCK '01
"Have the library open 24/7."
CAETLIN OFIESH '02
"To knock some sense into the NESCAC regarding athletic policies."
ANNE-MARIE WITZBURG '02
"I would change the diploma default to paper."
CHRIS VECSEY '03
"I would create a new mixed meal plan and legalize prostitution."
CHRIS CONLEY '02
"Mandatory slow dances at TAP."
JASON STEARNS '01
"Gerety? Man, I'd get a haircut."
RIP NOYES '02
"The first thing I would do is encourage hazing."
ETHAN GREENE '04
"My first act would be to lower tuition."
Issue 18, Submitted 2001-03-07 16:48:30
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