Campus Speak
By Young May Cha
Question: IF YOU COULD Pull Any April Fools' Prank, what would it be?

LEIGH BORUM '04

"It would involve three goats, an eggbeater and a whole lot of shaving cream."

NADIA LATIF '01

"I'd vacuum all the snow."

ELANA BERNSTEIN '03

"Take the pillow out of my friend's pillowcase and fill the pillowcase with shaving cream."

TOM FRITZSCHE '03

"Hide the shower curtains in the dorms in the washing machines in the basement."

JASON CHANG '04

"Have all the professors teach some other course during their own time slots."

BENJY CAPLAN '03

"Switch all the books in Merrill and Frost."

ASHTON KIENKE '03

"Stealing all the professors' car keys and holding them ransom up on the Hill."

LANGSTON WALKER '02

"Steal all the room draw lists."

DERRELL WRIGHT '02

"I'd probably move my roommate's bed-rubber sheets and all-onto the Freshman Quad."

Issue 20, Submitted 2001-03-28 13:32:07
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