"If you don't drink, you're screwed."

MICHAEL PAGES '02

"More laid-back hippie type kids dancing in the corners-they make for great parties."

LIZ WAFFARN '04

"We need some carnies."

JAMES MCDONNELL '03

"Me."

NANCY KWANG '04

"Hot guys."

EDWIN MACHARIA '01

"The Amherst social scene is missing lots of sunshine and everything that comes with it."

ARSHIA CHOUDHURY '04

"What social scene? TAP? You've got to be kidding me."

KRISTIN OSBORN '04

"Thesis writers."

MAGGIE BYRKIT '02E

"We're missing root beer kegs, because they're tastier than what we usually get."