Lately, classes have been a tremendous burden on my well-being; I have been very over-worked, and I have come to the point where I don't think I can have fun anymore. Saturday night comes around, and I just work-I hardly talk to friends anymore. The worst part is that finals haven't even started yet! Please, Doc Tyler, tell me what to do.

-Manic in Marsh

Dear Manic,

We all know that Amherst is one of the finest institutions in the country; I am quite proud of the legacy that my wonderful school has carried on through the years. Here, academics is our strong point, in my opinion. However, even I can tell you that one's college experience must be comprised, not just of studying, but also of enjoying oneself and exploring various avenues of pleasure. So here is my advice: get drunk. My friend Jack Daniels will give you a chance to relax a little bit and get away from it all.

Doc Tyler