Ape cape, squirrel cut, neck blanket, sho-lo-all these affectionate terms describe that oh so distinctive haircut that has become an obsession for many groups on the Internet: the mullet. And what, exactly, you might ask, is a mullet? A slang dictionary defines it as "A style of haircut, shorter at the top and considerably longer at the sides and back."

If you are curious to know more, or if it has been a long time since you have taken the time to sit back and appreciate what has become quite a disturbingly unfashionable hairstyle, a visit to MulletLovers.com ought to prove quite entertaining for you. Here you will be introduced to mullets on men, women, children, professional athletes and, of course, mullets on their most frequent owners: male country music singers. You'll learn the difference between a Girth Mullet, a Keg Mullet and a Gorilla Mullet. If so inclined, you may even purchase t-shirts, caps and mugs reading "Got Mullet?" And once you have taken in all this website has to offer, fear not, for there is a seemingly endless list of other mullet sites to visit: mulletgods.com, mulletjunky.com, mulletsgalore.com...