No, your eyes are not deceiving you. There is actually a Richard Simmons homepage, and it is quite a thing to see. The great Mr. Simmons-a dieting guru who has changed many people's lives by giving them the necessary inspiration to lose weight-tells visitors to his website that "I'm so excited ... and my heart can't hide it."

That attitude is made clear at the site, which is an extremely enthusiastic medley of colors and little computer-animated mini-Richard Simmonses that guide you around. You can email Simmons, buy his videos, hear stories of people who have lost hundreds of pounds and exchange healthy recipes.

My favorite part is the photo gallery, where delightful pictures of Richard in his pajamas, Richard doing shows, Richard standing with Hulk Hogan and much, much more are on display. (They make great wallpaper on your computer.) So the next time you are feeling inspired to get rid of some of that freshman 15 you never lost, or if you are just in the mood for some amusement, pay a visit to Simmonstown.