Website of the Week: http://spanky.cc/index.shtml
By Becca Binder, Senior Staff Writer
Finals are now upon us. And, as we have all proven, time and time again, the amount of intelligent thought one has to do is inversely proportional to the amount of intelligent thought one is able to muster at any given moment. For those of us already suffering from this phenomenon, finals turn you into a stressed-out, sleepy and non functional mess. If this is you, and I know it's you, Spanky's World is your place. It offers such lowbrow diversions as Spanky's I.Q. test (which might just give you the self-confidence you need to punch through that last 10-pager) and Fun Facts and Ants in History, dedicated to explaining "how important ants have been to the development of this great world of ours."

My favorite Fun Fact: "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." You can also post a message to other viewers by writing on Spanky's wall. Take one look at the other messages posted and your faith in your own intelligence, even if depleted by finals, will be confirmed.

Issue 13, Submitted 2001-12-05 12:07:33
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