"Kramer. He never works and pretty much gets to live his life however he wants."

ELIZABETH HAWKINS '03

"None of them. I hate Seinfeld and I think it's the worst show ever."

BRIAN HART '03

"I guess I'd be Jerry, because he's the star and he gets all the pretty girls."

CRYSTAL BASS '04

"The miscellaneous ethnic person that gets weirded out by the core cast."

JOE RUBBONE '03

"Jerry Seinfeld, because the show is called 'Seinfeld.'"

CHRIS VIGORITO '04

"Kramer-No job, no responsibilities, no problems. My kind of life."

TRISTAN HEDRICK '05

"Elaine. She doesn't seem to have the problems that George and Kramer do."

KERRY HARWIN '05

"George's father. He invented 'festivus,' the holiday for the rest of us."

PETER BULMER '04

"Probably Kramer, because I want to make an entrance like that one day."