QUESTION: What's the most interesting away message you've ever seen or used?

CHASE BOURKE '06

"Protein bars taste so bad. They should make steak bars."

KATE HAMILL '03

"Classturbating."

SHEILA GRAHAM '03

"I need a brain vacation."

KATHY LIU '06

"Shut the Hell up. Don't talk to me."

SIDNE KOENIGSBERG '03

"Cleanliness is next to godliness and this goddess is showering."

KIT WALLACH '06

"It starts with 'And suddenly you realized all you really wanted to do was marry someone who grew up wanting to pitch for the Red Sox,' and ends with 'And you wonder how the fuck you ended up in New Orleans.'"

NANCY HAWA '05

"When my friend goes to the gym, she puts up, 'Working my ass off ... literally.'"

CANDY LIANG '06

"Bye bye."