Campus Speak
By Katy Kennedy, Contributing Writer
QUESTION: which professor or professors would you like to breed a child from?

LIZZIE BLAIR '04

"Ciepiela ['83] and Hansen just because they would be very nice."

STEVE COLLINS '03

"One would have to be Professor Kingston-like if he could spawn another creature off his own body. I'm not sure why ... he's just really smart and a good guy."

ED FARMER '05

"Barry O'Connell and Professor Cobham-Sander because they're smart, caring, sensitive and stuff like that."

DAVE GOTTLIEB '06

"I can't think of two professors I'd allow to breed"

DAVE MOLINA '05

"A Townsend-Pritchard would be interesting ..."

TAYLOR AICHEL '03

"Mehta. He's pretty perfect."

ALEX GOMEZ DEL MORAL '03

"I'm going to have to say Hadley Arkes and Pavel Machala, because then the child would be a crazy liberal and would always hate himself for being so."

Issue 11, Submitted 2002-11-14 18:04:11
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