"A wheel for a foot, so I can scoot down the aisles faster."

-Leslie Anne "Would You Like Some Peanuts?" Cassidy '08

"A wheel for a foot, because it would make moving things around easier."

-Nikki "Unpaid Intern from 'The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou' Campbell '09

"A shovel for a hand, so I can smash the socs' faces in during our rumbles."

-Rylan "Dallas" Burns '09