Question of the Week 1: Which of the following commands would you want to work in real life? A) Undo B) Find C) Help D) Fast Forward.

"Can I just change the keyboard instead? It has too many letters. It should just have a J, E and F."

-Jeff Wan '08

"Definitely undo."

-Jack Lenehan '08

"Jack, that's not even funny."

-Andrew Slutsky '08

Question of the Week 2: What's the first thing you would want to change about the dorm you're living in now?

"Instead of Davis, it should be named Wan."

-Jeff Wan '08

"It'd be nice if they could remove the smell of urine. Actually, Slutsky's room. It's heinous."

-Jack Lenehan '08

"(To Jack) You're heinous."

-Andrew Slutsky '08