Heard Around Campus
Question of the Week 1: Scientists affirm the human causes of global warming. What's going to happen in 100 years?
"In 100 years, assuming this confirmation is 100% true, we will have moved cities back from the ocean but have been successful in defeating global warming."
-Jasper Zweibel '09
"They haven't confirmed anything. And it'll be warmer. So more golfing. "
-Chris Valentine '09
"I'm going to Denver."
-Alex Zaman '08
Question of the Week 2: What is the smelliest item in your room right now?
"Freud Valentin."
-Jasper Zweibel'08
"Freud Valentin."
-Chris Valentine '09
"Incense. I mean, Freud Valentin."
-Alex Zaman '08
Issue 14, Submitted 2007-02-07 04:56:38