Heard Around Campus
By Editorial Board
Question of the Week 1: Scientists affirm the human causes of global warming. What's going to happen in 100 years?

"In 100 years, assuming this confirmation is 100% true, we will have moved cities back from the ocean but have been successful in defeating global warming."

-Jasper Zweibel '09

"They haven't confirmed anything. And it'll be warmer. So more golfing. "

-Chris Valentine '09

"I'm going to Denver."

-Alex Zaman '08

Question of the Week 2: What is the smelliest item in your room right now?

"Freud Valentin."

-Jasper Zweibel'08

"Freud Valentin."

-Chris Valentine '09

"Incense. I mean, Freud Valentin."

-Alex Zaman '08

Issue 14, Submitted 2007-02-07 04:56:38