Heard Around Campus
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Question 1: Has Campus Police been taking an increasingly hostile attitude towards students?

"Umm ... No idea ... I don't really do anything out side of my house." - Graham McKee '09

"Yes they have. I heard that they sawed the legs off some student's trampoline. How can they take our trampoline legs away from us?"

- Claire Morrison '08

"I mean, I've been away for a semester, so I don't really know. I guess so. They come let me in my room when I get locked out. But they scowl."

- Jacob Birk '08

Question 2: Would you rather have a ceiling leak over your bed for an entire year or the fire alarm go off at 4 a.m. every day?

"Oh man, that's tough ... probably a leaking ceiling ... at least I could sleep with an umbrella?"

- Graham McKee'09

"Oh gosh, that's tough. Oh no. That's too much pressure. I suppose I would rather have the fire alarm go off because at least other people would be unhappy too."

- Claire Morrison '08

"Um. Wow. Can't I just move my bed?"

- Jacob Birk '08

Issue 17, Submitted 2007-02-28 02:34:33