Bub's is the place to find out who rates.

In this space each week we give one athlete props,

for scoring or winning or making big stops.

Freshmen and seniors alike get their due,

so if you play well, it could even be you!

Jump higher, score goals, win that race,

and right in this corner you could see your face.

It takes real men and women to wear purple and white,

so class of '08,you best put up a fight.

Bub's wishes warm welcome to the new crop of first-years,

and hopes that Amherst hasn't lived up to your fears.

But even if it has, well, it could be worse:

You could be in Williamstown living under the Eph curse!