Bub's Player of the Week: Lesley Pruzansky '07
AS DIFFICULT AS HER LAST NAME IS TO RHYME,
OPPOSING TEAMS HAVE HAD A HARDER TIME
TRYING TO GUARD PRUZANSKY UP FRONT.
THIS WEEK CONN., WES. AND MIDD. BORE THE BRUNT
OF THIS SOCCER FORWARD'S FLASH AND SKILL,
AS A GOAL AND THREE ASSISTS SHE DID DRILL.
THE WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM WON THRICE IN A ROW,
MUCH THANKS TO PRUZANSKY AND HER GOLDEN TOE.
SHE'S LEADING THE TEAM IN POINTS WITH 12 SO FAR,
WHO NEEDS HARMELING WHEN PRUZANSKY CAN STAR?
THE JEFFS ARE SECOND IN THE CONFERENCE WITH ONE GAME LEFT TO GO,
BUB'S IS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS AMHERST-WILLIAMS SHOW.
SO GET OUT YOUR PURPLE BODY PAINT, YELL YOUR VOICES HOARSE,
PRUZANSKY AND TEAMMATES ARE FEELING THE FORCE.
Issue 08, Submitted 2005-11-22 12:22:40