September is here, Amherst has opened its doors again...

This time Bub's welcomes the Class of 2010!

As you're strolling around campus, taking it all in,

Check out the athletic facilities: this is where the Jeffs win.

Whether you are competing, or cheering from the crowd,

The sight of purple and white is sure to make you proud.

You'll develop a hatred for our dreaded Eph foes,

And try to be the one Jeff that everyone knows.

Bub's can help your popularity if you prove to be a star:

Each week an athlete is honored here for raising the bar.

So don those Amherst jerseys, and prepare to make your mark;

You might be just the one to give the Jeffs a winning spark.

Our NESCAC opponents don't know what we've got in store-

Look out! The Amherst Class of 2010 is going to soar.